Sure high school may have prepared me for a career as a chemist or a mathematician or a Latin translator or something, but it didn’t actually prepare me for being an adult. I can’t even tell when spinach is done cooking. “Hey is this spinach mucky and gooey enough or does it need to be muckier and gooier? Wait, did I already over-mucky and over-gooey it? Why am I eating spinach anyways? Damn you Popeye!”

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