Hi! My name is William Ward. I'm 22 and I'm from Springfield, Massachusetts. I feel as though most people's overwhelming hatred for me impedes their ability to objectively decide whether or not I'm funny, so this will be my new forum to say all of the inane pointless drivel that I feel the need to share without the restraints of society's previously formed opinions about me.....Yeah that makes sense. Also, I used to eat pine-cones for money. I've never actually heard a Bob Dylan song. I've never worn a pair of jeans. My email is: Thisismyveritas@gmail.com if you needed to know
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
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